Comments on: Ten Things I Hate About Working at Facebook

By: Facebook Exec: 10 Things I ‘Hate’ About Working Here (FB)Don't Call Me Tony | Don't Call Me Tony

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:51:57 +0000

[...] It’s a sarcastic note about what he “hates” about Facebook. [...]

By: Lagrangian

Lagrangian — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:47:57 +0000

Lol this was a nice read!

“I eat too much”, that already killed me. Funny guy. Maybe you should bring mum to work too, so she can tell you when to stop?

The execs should tell you what to build? Hackathons produce too many new ideas. I mean seriously are you crazy? Please do you and yourself a favour and quit this job, you are in the wrong place. Go to Aunt’s Emma coffee shop for programming the cashier and let you guide by her wisdom.

Focus on short term revenue? You are an engineer, shut up. That is exactly the mistakes companies are making, focusing on short term revenue. You should be proud of that Facebook focuses on long term. More ads? Selling user data? Are you seriously nuds? OMG. Thanks to guys like you companies like Facebook & Google are able to exist and flurish and quite frankly you should be fired for what you said here on the spot, and that’s sure what I would do if I were in charge.

“Without these, it’s just code, code, code. Ship, ship, ship. I get tired just thinking about it.”

So quit your job moron! A lot of people at Facebook will be grateful and so would I.

By: B Wax

B Wax — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:21:41 +0000

Stop your crying bro! How can you complain about working at a place like Facebook? Do you have any idea what kind of jobs are out there or worse yet how many people dont have jobs period? I’ll take your job TODAY!! I have a job you can take. I run a CNC machine at a manufacturing company that makes jet engine components. Lets trade!

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 00:48:45 +0000

The writer just isn’t skilled at satire. Stick to writing code buddy and leave attempts at humour to others. Nothing here made me laugh. Not clever.

By: Jovan Emmason

Jovan Emmason — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 23:09:43 +0000

Dude i think u seriously have some issues. I do agree with u on some points .. that is 2 and 6 but i dont agree with u completely with the rest.. If u check out the google hiring process you will notice that people have different responsiblilities and hence it is best you stick to ur skiil set and leave the finance departemtn to think on the financial issues.. the human resource team to deal with the hiring and the other respective teams to deal with their areas of expertise. And frankly speaking i think u are the most unappreciative person i have discovered.. on this internet scape.

By: D.

D. — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:12:51 +0000

Point proven that Irony doesn”t work in writing… (Looking at the comments)

By: anujjie

anujjie — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 08:27:26 +0000

“We should sell user data to interested third parties at a decent price.”

wow.. i stopped reading there; you sound like you’re capable of murder *warning*

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:36:04 +0000

The ol’ switcheroo. Nice.

By: Pete

Pete — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 08:50:14 +0000

This is a parody. Take a step back and read it again if you think the author is being serious.

By: Alteralec

Alteralec — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:05:40 +0000

Well I still want to work at Facebook trooll