One of the Ace Ventura movies begins with a hilariously-exaggerated scene of the main character delivering a package by essentially drop-kicking it down the hall and manhandling it the entire route.
I received an exercise bike via UPS recently. Below is pictured the state of its arrival (I am not making this up):
As if in knowing acknowledgement, the delivery guy had circled the phone number on the UPS note where you call to complain about damaged deliveries. He at least seems to have a sense of humor.
so funny! what did you do? did they send you a new one?
Amazingly, the bike assembled and worked with no problem, despite all the machine oil that had leaked out of the box. I guess it was built Ford Tough.